Monday, June 04, 2007

converse of a refined and informative nature

my family never fails to amuse

me : r you dont eat enough veggies ,no wonder your'e so weak and always exhausted i mean you don't see popeye munching on chips and sausages
R: jeesh you crazy ass vegeterian , i know i know !
dad: still the poor guy must have had the most awful constipation eating nothing but spinach
me: he was super strong, who cares !
dad: he'd need to be super strong to take a dump !

4 comments:

maxxedout said...

Olive Oil is hot

nousha said...

:-)
that's funny

Yogini Wanabe said...

Too funny. Have you found any Egyptians that can cook veggies without an excessive amount of oil (corn), tomato paste or meat??? Many years ago on my first visit to Egypt I became so constipated from eating my Egyptian's husband's family feasts that I asked him to get me some veggies to help my problem. God bless his mother. She painstakingly shelled peas all day then simmered them in tomato paste with onions and HAMBURGER! This was my first realization that I will have to cook ALL my own food to survive when we decided to move here. Although not a vegetarian I am taken aback at the large amount of meat products consumed at each meal (at least by his family and friends). Needless to say since I moved here a year ago I am eating my own cooking 99% of the time and yes we eat a lot of veggies either steamed or cooked in olive oil.
God bless you for a funny look at many subjects. I needed a good laugh today.

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